Animals/Constantine/

Constantine the Turtle. This guy was found wandering around the street in San Diego, and brought to me because... well, I already have one reptile. He's being fed on large, juicy snails, and seems to be enjoying life. He avidly watches television (probably for the motion) and regularly engages in staring contests with the iguana, whose cage is nearby.

And for some reason, he doesn't like being a lap turtle, but is more than content to hang out on a shoulder - particularly if it provides a better view of the TV.